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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Oct 22, 2012.

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  1. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    To paraphrase the late Frankie Boyle.....

    What is it about tidy beards that children find so attractive?
     
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    MrT, Oct 23, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A memory imprint from the moment of birth, I would say. You struggle out into the light and the first thing you see is a big hairy growler.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    terry nutkins was involved
     
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  4. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    Rumours abound that it wasn't an otter that bit his finger off but a child victim defending herself.

    I say abound, I just started it.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He lost it to a young beaver...
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 23, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I heard that rumour.

    Well, I heard you say it. So it must be true.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh> not an eager beaver then.
     
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    this bread of bbc presenters used puppets to get close to children
     
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    this bread of bbc presenters used puppets to get close to children
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What kind of bread? Wholewheat?
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    They should cancel the liscence fee ...
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    nutkins is Gambol/Gambol is nutkins! <eek>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I heard one about Douglas Baader - allegedly he lost his legs being mauled by a rottweiler when he was escaping form a kindergarten in Germany. Now I personally donlt believe it but..........................
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Crumpet ?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Damn beavers!
     
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    Johnny Morris used to sexually abuse animals in the 70's. You can imagine him doing the voices of the chimps as he stuck his cock up their arses. One would be a low down grumpy voice and the other would be a high pitched effeminate voice. His elephant voice used to freak me out when I was a kid.

    You heard it here first. And last probably.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Johnny morris started AIDS
     
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    At a Blue peter Xmas party Lesley Judd was filmed letting Shep do a tour of the marmite motorway - at roughly the same time as Peter purves and John noakes did something rather questionable with 2 little boys - allegedly......
     
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