The Thread Of Boringness and nothing to see here... AND DOOM!!!!!!! The official game

Ben arfa

 

Unfortunately, on the way to cash in your deserved points tally, I was accosted by a threateningly dressed youth with one of those shirts that you put over your head to reveal a first team player... He had a lovely picture of Demba, which made for an embarrassingly awkward attempted conversation at first, until I realised this cloned Demba charlatan was trying to rob me. Unfortunately, I'd given him the cheque with your points on in the hope of getting his autograph, so he simply chortled and ran off (bumping into several things down the street, obviously unaware he could put his shirt back down)...

By coincidence, DT gave me a ring from Hawaii (how she afforded that I don't know... something about conning Thomson into thinking she had loads of Nectar points or something...), bidding me not to change her player at all this season, because she's sure she's got the league in the bag, even though she's currently behind... Oh well...