1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

If you were a supervillian...

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by ...And Out Come the Wolve, Oct 22, 2012.

Page 1 of 2
  1. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2011
    Messages:
    2,309
    Likes Received:
    92
    ...where would your lair be?

    For example, in a volcano/tropical island, some sort of air base, the moon, a submarine, in the mountains etc.

    I would have an air base.
     
    #1
    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Oct 22, 2012
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,151
    A super vililan you say...

    I'd be in your house with a video camera working whilst the missus takes a shower, cos your never there...

    Well you did say super villian not a squeaky clean super hero.
     
    #2
    Commachio, Oct 22, 2012
  3. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2011
    Messages:
    2,309
    Likes Received:
    92
    #3
    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Oct 22, 2012
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,151
    #4
    Commachio, Oct 22, 2012
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,969
    Likes Received:
    40,056
    I would have a lair hidden under a lake
     
    #5
    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2012
  6. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,779
    Likes Received:
    96
    under the kitchen table covered by blankets
     
    #6
    nomoregeordies, Oct 22, 2012
  7. LFT

    LFT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,437
    Likes Received:
    331
    Cardboard box outside Tesco.
     
    #7
    LFT, Oct 22, 2012
  8. Graham Carr's Binoculars

    Graham Carr's Binoculars Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2011
    Messages:
    3,567
    Likes Received:
    671
    <laugh>

    Possibly your greatest ever post!
     
    #8
    Graham Carr's Binoculars, Oct 22, 2012
  9. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    4,244
    Likes Received:
    103
    St James Park
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest Washington, DC 20500, United States (White House)
    1835 73rd Ave NE, Medina, WA 98039 (Bill Gates)
    10/11 Downing Street

    Pitty there are already supervilains living in these so beat to the punch.
     
    #9
    blackcatsteve, Oct 22, 2012
  10. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    13,129
    Likes Received:
    230
    The Playboy Mansion.
     
    #10
    Cest Advocaat, Oct 22, 2012

  11. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    6,565
    Likes Received:
    29
    Under St James` park, Supervillan alias,,,,,,,, Guy Fawkes.
     
    #11
    billofengland, Oct 23, 2012
  12. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    21,538
    Likes Received:
    6,933
    Nigella Lawson's knickers.
     
    #12
    Billy Death, Oct 23, 2012
  13. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    291
    **** bill, your keen :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
    #13
    blackcatforever, Oct 23, 2012
  14. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    291
    Last place anyone would look for you, next door to scotland yard.
     
    #14
    blackcatforever, Oct 23, 2012
  15. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    21,538
    Likes Received:
    6,933
    Aye, while she was wearing them!!
     
    #15
    Billy Death, Oct 23, 2012
  16. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    291
    Well there's plenty of room bill, but what the f..k would you do when she let's off a tory fart.Just a smelly thought to keep you going,get in there mate.
     
    #16
    blackcatforever, Oct 23, 2012
  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    21,538
    Likes Received:
    6,933
    Wouldn't bother me mate. I'd eat her wuss, drink wine from her shoes, suck her toes & let her pee on my knob, <ok>.
     
    #17
    Billy Death, Oct 23, 2012
  18. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    291
    Bill D sound's like your a romantic bloke at heart, you'll have to make her breky. sausage sarnie come's to mind.
     
    #18
    blackcatforever, Oct 23, 2012
  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    11,435
    Likes Received:
    5,137
    Are there such things as tory farts? Is that when you lean to the right or something.

    I'm with Bill re Nigella though. Phwooarrrr!
     
    #19
    Sidthemackem, Oct 23, 2012
  20. blackcatforever

    blackcatforever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    636
    Likes Received:
    291
    Sid. Seem's to me that nigella has some bloke's after her, A competition you and billy one might say,(what this has to do with a footy forum search me) Why don't the both of you's go to the capital,knock knock, when she open's t door both sing out aloud a classical romantic serenade,trust me this will work,mackem's have the patter,god's speed men....

    As for fart's, i lift me right butt cheek, but that motion lean's me to my left, sorry can't help. ktf.
     
    #20
    blackcatforever, Oct 23, 2012
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page