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Liw and Kissa go to Burnley

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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    It was a cold wet Saturday afternoon and Liw n Kissa are driving up to Burnley together.....
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    Suddenly....
     
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    that actually looks a bit like me
     
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    Dont forget the proper car

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  4. ellandback

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    Anyway back to the story.....

    Liw and Kisa decided to stop off for some breakfast....


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  5. The-Don

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    Its an evening match you throbber lol
     
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  6. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Well, make a f**in day of it then <doh> <laugh>
     
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  7. Simon21-LUFC

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    An all day breakfast to be precise.
     
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    ....when suddenly they spot Bates nipping into the services loo....
     
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  9. ellandback

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    Kissa, thinks I must get his autograph, Liw has other idea as he follows them in with a sinister look on his face
     
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    .... and wearing his trusty old pink leotard .....
     
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    approahes Mr Bates and ......
     
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    the old beggar pulls a moonie

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  13. ellandback

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    For once (in his life) Liw was lost for words, suddenly Kissa grabs a ........
     
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    ... hold of LiW's dick and .....
     
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    Realises the force he is up against......
     
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    The power of the pink leotard overpowers Kissa .....
     
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    At that point security throw Liw and Kissa out as they are scaring everyone, and head off towards Burnley.

    Five minutes up the road .....
     
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    .... in a lay by ....
     
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    as smoke starts bucketing out of the bonnet of the car. They screeeeech to a holt, and run from the smoking vehicle, just in time, as the vehicle blows up...

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    All of a sudden the film crew from Helicopter Heroes turn up filming the scene and....
     
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