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WE will survive

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by stephenhawkingsfootballboots, Oct 21, 2012.

  1. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    At first we weren't afraid
    Since Keane's career had died
    Kept thinking Ipswich Town was rescued from that slippery slide
    But then we spent so many games thinking "hello, something's wrong"
    And it went on
    As we watched Paul Jewell carry on

    And so we're back
    To this disgrace
    I just walked in to sixteen thousand fans with sad looks on their face
    He should have changed that stupid team
    He should have signed someone who's key
    If I'd known that Marcus Evans would back you indefinitely...

    Go on now, go
    Walk out the door
    We'll turn this around now
    'Cause you're not helping us to score
    Weren't you the one who tried to hurt us since you signed?
    Did you think we'd crumble?
    Did you think we'd lay down and die?

    Oh, no, not I,
    Town will survive
    Oh, we'll probably get some journeyman and barely stay alive
    We've got Saturdays to live
    And some Tuesday nights to give
    And we'll survive
    We will survive
    PJ

    It took all the strength we had not to fall apart
    Kept trying hard to keep the apples in the apple cart
    And we spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for ourselves
    Your time is up
    Because the only way is up

    You see we'll get
    Somebody new
    To babysit our rag-tag troubled souls who play in red or blue
    And so you feel like buggering off and leaving us in the bottom three (2)
    But now we'll end up with someone who'll suck up to Clegg and ME

    Go on now, go
    Walk out the door
    Take Simon Clegg too
    'Cause he's not welcome anymore
    Take him to Guam or somewhere else taxless offshore
    We know it's not all your fault
    But your post match bull**** is a bore

    Oh, Ipswich Town
    They will survive
    Oh, the quicker we get rid of you there's a chance we'll stay alive
    We've got to sign some other div
    While there's three month contracts left to give
    And we'll survive
    We will survive
    PJ
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Man you have an excellent talent for parody!

    <applause>
     
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  3. Hoppersblue10

    Hoppersblue10 Well-Known Member

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    Love it hawky...!
     
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  4. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    I feel your pain <laugh>
     
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  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause>

    <laugh>

    SUPERB Hawks! The poet Laureate of Ipswich Town!
     
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  6. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    How did your birthday go Warky mate ? With all those sorrows to drown too, you must have one hell of a hangover ! <laugh>
     
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  7. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I've just come back from refereeing a football match this morning! God my head is thumping!
     
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  8. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    I just love the idea of Town fans and Budgies alike all humming a Gloria Gaynor song whilst they're reading this!
     
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  9. FBI

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    (with apologies to our friends in the north)

    Feck off, give in, have a little courage,
    Make it quick, a splendid rush, bravo, and goodbye;
    Get the bus, Pauly, never mind the wages,
    Steady on, now&#8217;s your chance,
    Hurrah! We&#8217;ve lost Paul Jewell.
     
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  10. wellyblue

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    <laugh>

    Quality! Much better than the original! <ok>
     
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  11. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    Thank God you're alright, Welly. We haven't seen you on our board this weekend so I feared the worst.

    <cheers>
     
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  12. Hoppersblue10

    Hoppersblue10 Well-Known Member

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    We all knew you would be on here this weekend though..!
     
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  13. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    I've not been on here for a week or more before today. You'll be pleased to know that will be happening on a more regular basis now.<ok>
     
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  14. Hoppersblue10

    Hoppersblue10 Well-Known Member

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    Oh great, I can't wait..!
     
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  15. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    Neither can I.<ok>

    Adios
     
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  16. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    No worries, mate! I made one of my rare visits to the Darkside on Saturday morning as it happens, the thread was "Those were the Days"...It wasn't what I thought it might be... <ok>
     
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