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Hickory Dickory Dock

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MrRAWhite, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Pardew is a cock
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 19, 2012
  2. TopTierToon

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    :S
     
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    TopTierToon, Oct 19, 2012
  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the cock struck 1 and he was done hickory dickory cock
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 19, 2012
  4. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    What the **** lol
     
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    concrete tony, Oct 19, 2012
  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Hey diddle diddle,
    The Mags on the fiddle and Tiote is a twat,
    Ashley's a tosser, Pardew's a ****er and Sombrero has lost his hat..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 19, 2012
  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Hey diddle diddle.
    The cats had a piddle.
    And pissed all over the mags.
    Parsnip came doon.
    And shouted "the toon".
    And Bally kicked the grey headed owld **** right in the twat.

    We clapped & we sang.
    Cos it wouldn't be lang.
    Before he was hospitalised.
    With toil & with boil.
    In the Sunderland Royal.
    He was treated in the Niall Quinn suite.

    The nurses all Mackems.
    Chopped off his tackems.
    And said what a small cock you've got.
    He said " so would you if all you could do was shove it up a mans bot.

    One nurse said, "****ing maggie twat, hope you carry on with you stupendous reputation for relegating clubs, why stop at three?"
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 20, 2012
  7. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    and billy has made it more surreal haha!
     
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    concrete tony, Oct 20, 2012
  8. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    MR RAW, you are bang out of order..............................................Pardew aint THAT GOOD.
     
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    billofengland, Oct 20, 2012
  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Very true mate..But with women and children having access to this site, I had to curtail my true feelings on him..<whistle>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 20, 2012
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Classy as always
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2012

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I actually chuckled at this.
    Its good to see the banter cranking up as we approach kick off.
    If we get beat I have to down a yard of ale as a forfeit.. (Prays)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2012
  12. jdsafc

    jdsafc Well-Known Member

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    I am filled with rage when I see pardew on tv going on about how both managers were out of order last season, and that it will be more calm this time around.

    Firstly, the situation was caused 100% by Pardew

    Secondly he will be behaving like an utter cock tomorrow, coz thats what he is - an absolute cock
     
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    jdsafc, Oct 20, 2012
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2012
  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Exactly ACS, unlike Warm Pouch' you my friend have a sense of humour.. <ok>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 20, 2012
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    :emoticon-0106-cryin!

    I can't help it if you are not funny
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2012
  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    has to be the quickest bite on record..<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 20, 2012
  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You don't get this whole "bite" thing do you? I'm beginning to question those intelligence poll results, maybe mackems are just fat.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2012
  18. MrRAWhite

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    Ooowww, you are awful..But I like you...Not
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 20, 2012
  19. Billy Death

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    Horrible ****.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 20, 2012

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