Same as earlier comment in corporation club in Hartlepool surrounded by mags, good afternoon whichever way with added pressure of bet with my mate, whoever loses wears the others shirt if draw same, so mags shirt on twice for me last year, now that's nerves worrying about repeating that !!!!!
The landlord is a hardcore mackem so he keeps a tight ship. when we won 5-1 everyone was taking the piss in a good natured way, chanting and all of that... he was the one smiling the most though as he took a fortune behind the bar.
Bottle of double Maxim on me cornflakes about 8 ish then just steady away with the bombadiers. Few in town then off to the SoL. back to boozer to buy champagne to celebrate. No probs at all.
Up at 8, get a blow job Have an hour in the gym, come home for a blow job. Bath and then into Sunderland for a few scoops then off to the match. Few beers after match then back home for a celebraty/de-stress blow job.
At 9.30ish I'll be having a fry up swiftly followed by a nice relaxing big steaming poo. More relaxing than a bath. I'll take some reading material/my phone to play with, of course. That will take me up to about 12. From which point I will assume the lotus position and meditate on the bathroom floor, where I will become one with the world. I will stir from this zen-like state at approximately 3.10 and tune into SSN where there will a goal alert, with the vidiprinter saying 1-0 to the home team. Only for this to be sctatched off by the reporter tell us home Ameobi has single-handedly scored a late brace to win the game. I will then go back in the bathroom, have a shower, have tea, go to bed, wake up, go to work...
You don't think 'soft mods' would be those that delete stuff? I'd call that the soft option, I prefer to see it battled out, personally.
pals 19th so going to gossy for a few then town. Derby day most likely get dragged out of bread to a pub forced a bacon sarnie then back on the peeve, if we lose still on the peeve consider whether life is still worth it then come round to the sunderland not board would miss me and step back from the cliff. If we win peeeeeeeeeve
I agree that it is the namby pamby skunk mods that take the soft option by not allowing the cross board banter on their section..Bring it on as far as I'm concerned..
Cannot understand why they are constantly on here - they do my f*ckin head in.................................... Ban the c*nts - thats what I say!!!!! Bart
