Computer nerds

Tell me aboot it. I would love to kick the **** out all these pricks. Clickety clackin on their stupid wee phones all the live long day.

It has crossed my mind that I may be jealous that they have a social network and I don't. But ah'll batter them anyways

 

This ****s excuse is always "I'm checking my shares, on the market",
And the **** phones his mammy, at least three times a day, every day!, ****ers in his fifties ffs.

Not that i'm beeling about having to do all the work that lazy cock muncher doesn't do.

 

I phone my mammy most days. She's my mammy.

 

What can i say to that??
My mammy can get ta ****, i'm not wasting credit on that auld bint.

 

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She left when i were wee, ****in old boot.

 

Since fawn did you become a referee knuckles

 

It most certainly did Medro, my policy is if a man comes to your door with a parcel just squiggle on the electric sign thing and ask questions later... The parcel was addressed to a Mr Jan Bugle ..
My Flatmate that went to work on the cruise ships, he didn't order it i kept it.
My auntie once ordered a leather saddle for her horse waited 2 months and nothing arrived, she rang up to complain and received 2....
A **** off great saddle Medro, the world is a strange place but I would not go out and buy any Medion products...

 

You spelled theiving incorrectly.

 

lazy man looting i prefer

 

Damn you