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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 15, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    AP- We'll never have a cheesy sponsor like you Marty.... oh wait....
     
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  3. Spiderman-Mask

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    Ap: Shooooooollllllaaaaa
     
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  4. lady-eleanor

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    House
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    Get in there.

    I've won first prize in the Leek Club.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 15, 2012
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    AP - get in... just found out SILVERFOXFAN is trending
     
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  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    One walnut in each fist Marty, who needs nut crackers!
     
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  8. Katmandu

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    do you urinate on the leeks?
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I know a guy who swears by it. he discreetly pees in a plastic pint glass and pours in onto his veg patch.
     
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    oooo I could crush a grape
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "I'm Alan Pardew, I'm older than I look, and tonight Martin I'm going to be Bryan Adams... :emoticon-0159-music Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for, I can't help it there's nothin I want more, you know it's true, No matter what you do, Shola's ****ting on you :emoticon-0159-music"
     
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    And I was like this, and Mrs O'Neill was like oooaahhhhhhhhhh
     
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    I <3 Sunderland.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Your missus ****ing loved it Marty, I was in up to my elbow.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 16, 2012
  15. Obi Wan

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    AP: "Oh, they're playing Madness, I love this dance. C'mon lads, let's all get in a line!"
     
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  16. Katmandu

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    " yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa get it right up ya potato boy"
     
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  17. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    Im going to knock you...as far back, as oliver cromwell......:emoticon-0121-angry: :emoticon-0121-angry :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Oct 16, 2012
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    Tell Titus no ****ing means no!
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    you can talk all the ****e you want but I can fart the loudest
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    "SHOLAAAAAA! GET IN! And to think that Tombola were offering me the best odds on that victory, with Shola scoring! Drinks are on me Marty"
     
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