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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Morning wa.kpigs.

    What a crap weekend that was. Terrible gut rot all day Friday into the early hours of Saturday morning, then tender all weekend and even now. Warrington beaten by Leeds in the Grand Final at the Theatre of Sh1te. And Stoke <doh>

    Takings must have been well down at the Cheese <yikes>
     
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  3. Sweats

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    I too have a touch of gut rot. It's a real treat..
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Really painful sweats, but no sh1ts or spewing. Bizarre. I was worried it may be an ulcer, but the pain has receded now. It's just a bit tender.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    My rear end has been a gusher..

    I can't be arsed with working today.
     
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    Actually it was a translation error. He misunderstood the "Stamp out Racism" campaign <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What was that text you sent me about? "fu.king sheep shaggers" was the quote. <yikes>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Very witty <laugh>
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Very good <laugh>
     
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  10. Jonesey

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    Christ, I'm glad it's not jut me then (on both counts - work & rear end problems)
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can you PM me that link for the 'beer goggles' equation? I can't remember what page it was on. Cheers. <ok>
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

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    The saying "Fergie time" ?

    Well last season, Man United got the 2nd least amount of injury time in the Premier League. Ironically, City got the most.

    Fact of the day <ok>
     
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  13. Sweats

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    See saurez was up to all his old tricks at the weekend, diving and being a racist making monkey gestures ..

    saure.jpg
     
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    i hate liverpool players. they are the reason managers are getting sacked. 'king kenny got sacked.' It is the biggest disgrace for liverpool history. remove useless players instead of manager.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hate is a very strong word. How can you 'hate' them when you don't even know them?
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

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  17. Sweats

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    <laugh>


    It wasnt a dive.. The ghost of Martin Luther King pushed him over for being a racist twat.. <ok>
     
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    Breaking news;


    "FA will take no further action on Sunday's incident involving Manchester United's Robin van Persie"



    Definite conspiracy.

    <ok>
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    Brilliant.

    I love how United run the world <ok>

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    ****ing Leeds Rhinos. Sheep shagging ****s finished 5th yet again and won the playoffs. <grr>

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beer goggles equation

    How does that work? Pretty sure Utd had the 2nd most injuries in the PL whilst City had the least. Where's my tin foil hat gone?
     
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