Bit too quiet in Shearer's, looks like we'll have to give some free drinks away to bring the punters back in. Down the hatch.
Damn, you're unlucky Pulp. You picked the eleventh one up and that one wasn't free. That'll be £3.90 please.
Hard times my friend and the last month workwise has been a slog!!! Hence I've had to miss my usual Friday night out!
Sit back, put your feet up and enjoy a few freebies on the house then. Got loads of booze in the house but prefer drinking in the pub.
I've just realised I've spent around 6 years on Old606 to Not606... Wow! Cheers to all those who've been there since the beginning, and the rest of you who have joined a long the way! Oh well, Japanese GP should be good. Come on Hammy!
What's joined-up handwriting...? If you'll excuse me, dearest Mummy is going to show me how to use a potty by myself!
Don't make the same mistake I did when I was potty training, remember to tip out the p*ss before you put the potty on your head.
Cove sent me a PM saying he's been banned from the Toon board. What goes fellow Mods? I know I missed a few days, but he didn't seem the sort to get banned to me.