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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    One wife.

    Hardly used.

    Good Cook and good cleaner.

    Needs wine to keep operational.

    Possible periodic malfunction from voice contol system. Can be corrected by a good slap to the chops.

    Starting bid: £00.01
    Buy it Now : £00.01
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Oct 3, 2012
  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Does it come with a warranty?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'll swap ye three weans furrit.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 3, 2012
  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    'now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the gloom on the grey'

    Kurt Cobain 1967 - 1994
     
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  5. gas

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    Is a part exchange an option?

    Any photos of the bodywork and a few of the interior :)
     
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    gas, Oct 3, 2012
  6. amarmaladian

    amarmaladian Member

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    awready got ain mate! If i got anither ain that would be big-o-me! boom boom! <wah>
     
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    amarmaladian, Oct 3, 2012
  7. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Do i get a test drive first??
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Oct 3, 2012
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    Good shout, a nice pic with the doors open would be appreciated<ok>
     
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    - SW6 -, Oct 3, 2012
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Leathered interior ?
     
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    rogueleader, Oct 3, 2012
  10. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    You really, really don't want to see that.

    I haven't seen it in 5 years but it's had twins since then.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Oct 4, 2012

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    - SW6 -, Oct 4, 2012
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is she still as frigid as an ice lolly buried in the arctic?

    And are you still handling multi-million pound deals on a daily business?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 4, 2012
  13. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Gas still wid <ok>
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Oct 4, 2012
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Looks like Gas already did.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 4, 2012

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