Just for you them Neveroff Google is 14 today. that means for the next 2 years, no matter what you search for, the top result will be porn.
It’s just the worst thing ever when you shout the wrong name during sex I accidently shouted out my sisters name last week.. Mum was not happy
So Justin Bieber vomited on stage, he can comfort himself that he's not the only one who pukes when he plays his "music".
I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly. My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again." "Sorry," I said, "It must be the nerves." "Fair enough," he replied, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."
Jimmy Saville fixed it for my neighbours daughter. Mind you, before he could fix it, he had to smash her back door in first.
What does QPR stand for?.. Quickest Premiership Relegation. Instead of having Lotto on their shirts, QPR should start playing it, that way they will stand more chance of winning something...................
Whenever I take a woman out on a first date and she orders the priciest thing on the menu... I give the waiter a tenner to remind her it also comes with a side of my cock.
Apparently Megan Stammer's friend is to blame for what's happened. She's been shagging teachers for years. Megan asked her how many teachers she's had sex with. She replied "Well, I've done the English teacher, the geography teacher, the music teacher and the biology teacher. You do the maths".
Jimmy Savile had to stop going to church... The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
Sing along now: Your letter was only the start of it, It's getting better and now your a part of it. Jim has done it, Jim has fiddled with you, and you and you!
Just went down to get my driver's license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drink driving, they'll just think I'm spastic.
Marriage councillor to couple: "Tell me something you both have in common?" Husband after long awkward silence: "Well none of us sucks cock"
Paddy is ploughing his field with a steamroller. Seamus says "Paddy you don't plough a field with a steamroller you dozy bastard!" Paddy says "I'm growing mashed potatoes you thick ****.
