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Cabaye... up close and personal......

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 30, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Nothing to write home about is she?
     
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    that's what I thought... he's the type of bloke who doesn't hook up with shallow, plastic looking tarts to be fair... a good thing.

    Speaking of which Steve Howey's missus falls into that category.

    She looked like someone had ambushed her in a dark alley and strategically inserted two Extra large Canteloupe melons down her Armani Top.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

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    Imagine if you had a Newcastle player there that didn't know any English?

    Awkward ****. You;d have Demba Ba translating all evening rofl.
     
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    Nice to see pictures of a few of them hanging out together. Can only be good they are friends too. AB is right though, Yohan could have done so much better.....like me.
     
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    Of course it isn't so much the looks that count as the personality and the chemistry between them.
     
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    Munter
     
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    Sage advice from AB. Looks fade, not for me though, I never had them.
     
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    Well, she must be a fantastic girl, and it kinda of shows that Cabaye is a good guy, despite being a title winning, sexy ****.

    I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but she's hardly a beauty queen.

    Cabaye is a good boy <awe>
     
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    Honestly, If I didn't know she was Cabaye's missus, I'd say she looks like a mates mam who has had a bit of work done and spends a lot of her time at the gym - you take the piss out of your mate saying you'd slam her, but would **** your pants if she came at you for anything more than a light hug...Might be a bad photo but she looks old and hagged to me!
     
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    Has your mates mum ever come onto you?
     
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    Notice that Cisse isn't there, he hasn't struck me as yet to have fit into the little French clique at the club.
     
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    hmm...massive lips...not necessarily a bad thing...
     
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    Obertan isn't there either...
     
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    no Ranger either come to think of it?
     
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    His wife is.. Well... Ugly
     
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    Lets hope he never becomes aware of this thread then eh. Surely as a NUFC player he deserves more respect than this.

    And anyway, I would.
     
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    Shame on you lads.

    If she's good enough for the Dreamboat, she should be good enough for you lot. :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Just think, if you went with her then you'd be Weiner Cousins with Yohan.
     
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    Yeah, although we're no longer mates (not due to this)...She was a bit weird, it was NYE and I was 18 - got a phonecall off my mate's phone about 2am, it was her on the phone saying they were having a party and that I should come along. The party I was at was winding down so off I went only to discover it was only my mate, his mam and one or two. Needless to say my Mate was surprised to see me, but welcomed me in with a beer, then watched as his Mam groped the **** out of me until she passed out drunk. Awkward breakfast the next day!
     
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