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Charlie Green over in Northern Ireland today

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Medro, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    Yes but given enough time, I could rattle out a Shakespeare ditty...
     
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  2. Moses

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    Go on Chapper hit them with some blank verse<ok>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Only if there were an unlimited number of you and an unlimited number of typerwriters.
     
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  4. Chapmeister...

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    Wrong.

    Only need one monkey, one typewriter and time...

    Maybe YOU should try google now and then...
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <doh>

    Oh dear chapper, you are just about the thickest person on this forum and what's worse is you don't actually realise it.

    I won't bother proving you wrong again, because doubtless you'd deny saying it or just make out you were joking.

    ps I did tell you about those elipsis'. You can lead a horse to water...
     
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  6. Chapmeister...

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    Let's hear it then.

    Where have I used an ellipsis?
     
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  7. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;h9l_zAypP7Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9l_zAypP7Q[/video]
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    **** sake, it's like an English lesson in here <doh>

    Any of you geniuses want to write an essay on doctor/patient confidentiality for me? Needs to be done by Monday and I haven't started yet. Thanks in advance.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    wonder if you're allowed to be a Doctor if you have tourrettes syndrome.

    it would be funny anyway.
     
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  10. bennyblancofromthebrox

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    'take these and come back and see me in two weeks......................****, ****, ****!!'
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh> hope you spelt tourettes wrong on purpose <whistle>

    I agree though, would be funny getting a diagnosis off someone shaking like a ****ting dog shouting "****ing ****" at you every 10 seconds. Reminds me of the program on tv a few years ago that followed tourettes sufferers about, and the episode of curb your enthusiasm when Larry David pulled the guy up for using the disabled toilet <laugh>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    You Junky bastard!!! to all the methadone monkeys <laugh>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Larry David is ****ing class. I love curb <laugh>

    Why did Sky Atlantic stop showing it? :(
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

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    **** knows why they stopped. They like to put series on from the start, just now they are going through every episode of house. Hopefully when they finish that they will put on curb from the start.

    I might actually phone sky and threaten to cancel my contract if they don't do that <laugh>
     
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  15. AP: Password Mong

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    Here goes.

    The hippocratic oath sez that docturs huv tae keep schtum aboot payshents - even if they've got suhum funny wrang wi thum (like a dildo up their erchie). This is so that the payshents will pyoor truss thum n tell thum aw the stuff that's wrong wi thum.

    It's brief I know, but that's the basics. <ok>
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Better than what I could do. Much appreciated.

    It needs to be about 1500 words, but we've been told that's a rough guideline, and it's quality rather than quantity. Your response oozes quality.
     
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  17. simon_bhoy

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    dae nae harm
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>

    Absolutely priceless, you did not even know you were doing it.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    So Medro, what was Chuck saying?
     
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  20. Medro

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    Friendly with Linfield again <yawn>

    Met the supporters up the Shankill were he got a lovely response.

    A few forthcoming issues that don't need to be put on here for Timothy eyes.

    Making the game closest to St.Patricks day an Ulster day for the supporters :)
     
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