"Bramble shags whoever he wants", has got to be up there with the funniest. When Boro had Desire Job playing for them they used to sing "there's only one Job in Teesside". What's the funniest songs you've heard???
several of my friends are die hard united fans, and they have some crackers. after the opener today, they all started off with: "viva da silva, viva da silva, running down the pitch, not sure which one's which, viva da silva!"
Newcastle had a good one the other night v Everton - they were singing at Fellaini "fake Coloccini... Your just a fake Coloccini " they also had a good one when Sami Ameobi first came on I think it was two seasons ago "Two Ameobies...Theres only two Amiobies"
http://www.heavensports.com/football/top-10-funniest-football-chants/ http://www.besharam.co.uk/top-ten-vile-but-funny-football-chants/
Have to admit I had a little chuckle in the FA cup replay vs Everton last season, when tony hibbert came on and they started singing "he scores when he wants, he scores when he wants, Tony Hibbert, he scores when he wants", having never scored a goal in his professional career
Haha, coincidentally he scored his first goal in his testimonial a couple of months ago. We should sing the same song to Catts, it's about time he got one!
I've sadly been to many games away with Sunderland over the years when we were getting humped off some non entity football team and the Sunderland fans have sang "we're ****e and we know we are", much to the amusement of opur fans and the bewilderment of the home fans. At Watford the year we got stuffed 8-0, the Sunderland fans sang we want 9.
The best one I heard for ages was by Man United fans re: Ji Sung Park Park, Park wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your own country, It could be worse, you could be scouse, Eating rats in your council house! An absolute classic!
