So this weekend is the big one!!!

The ultimate hangover cure -

After a nights drinking, before you go to bed, ring the local indians. Order a chick curry with pilao rice and naan bread.

Whilst you're waiting for your curry, drink water constantly. Just drink pints of that ****.

Then get that curry down ya boy!

Then take some more water to bed.. You may wake up many times during the night pissing, but at least you'll not wake up at 5-6 am wishing you were dead.

I'm not saying this remedy will clear it up 100%, but it certainly helps.

Trust me..

 

You'll basically be pissing hot liquid curry out your ar5e !!!

 

This is where the naan bread comes in, it soaks up that ****.

 

I did not going to bed before work.

I rolled in at 2am, watched some weird cartoon that I'd never seen before, and then ended up watching Hollyoaks, and then went to work wide awake.

 

Say what you like about the Jocks - "Miserable losers with a giant deep-fried chip on their shoulders" is one of my faves - but when it comes to breakfast you can't beat the Lorne sausage rolls with a pint of milk:

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Only if the milk is poured into coffee.