Worse Job You've Ever Had?

A few of us were on chatbox last night and were talking about this, what was yours?

I worked in a fish factory for 1 and a half days.

 

It was a blowjob aff yer maw <obviousjoke>

 

I had this job once where there was little work to do so I had to spend all my days on a gay football forum talking to assorted bams, Huns, English and trannies.

 

The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.

 

British Steel in ma yoof. Very well paid, but ****e job.

 

Stopme had the best one - did the laundry in a mental institution 'til he found a syringe in the sheets

 

waiter in an italian restaurant. servin tables of drunken women was an utter nightmare

 

That wasn't a job Tina. That was his allocated duties in Broadmoor.

 

I'll bet they felt the **** out of a young buck like yourself as well

 

Horse holder at a country brothel.

 

Some of the people working in the laundry were inmates but I never knew which ones, it was hard to tell

 

Probably the ones that look at ye like they want to wear your intestines as a scarf.

 

Working in Marketing was pretty ****ing depressing

 

This was the place http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairfield_Hospital,_Bedfordshire

Thankfully the Conservative government closed it down and set all the nutjobs free.

 

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I worked for Burger King for 20 mins moping the floor. Got sacked for for suggesting a storage place for said mop when a wee fanny was giving me stick.

 

I spent a year stripping asbestos from various sites in London, dressed from head to toe in space-man suits and rubber masks. You had to de-contaminate in 3 separate lobbies when you left the work area, one of which was a shower. Needless to say, the water was often cold. Money was good though.

 

Barber in the maternity ward, all that pussy and.... well you know the rest.

 

At BP powerwashing the inside of the big massive oil tanks, ****e job, great wage.