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Whats your best remedy for too much alcohol?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Darth Plagueis, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I find it's a chicken curry, with Pilou rice and Naan bread, from my local Indian.

    Yours?

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    Had too much ****ing Smirnoff tonight, ****ing felt like **** until I got my curry.

    Troll comments welcome.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 18, 2012
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    A pint of anti-freeze <ok>
     
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    Erik, Sep 19, 2012
  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I find the best remedy for too much alcohol is to buy less. <ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Sep 19, 2012
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Drink a berroca and go to bed.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Sep 19, 2012
  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    More drink.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 19, 2012
  6. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Hanging yourself.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Sep 19, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There's too much alcohol?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 19, 2012
  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Drink 2 pints of water before bed & take 1 with ya.

    Follow it up the next morning with an Ulster Fry, pint of Suki and a strong tea.

    Or you could just drink Vodka and water, that doesn't give ya a hangover.
     
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    Medro, Sep 19, 2012
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I was blazing squads last night too. 3 valium before bed. fresh as a daisy <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 19, 2012
  10. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Syrup of ipecac will help purge that excess alcohol in no time.
     
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    Treat Williams, Sep 19, 2012

  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Kill yourself and the pain will go away <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 19, 2012
  12. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing you feel suicidal after every drink you have.

    Sitting at the end of your bed naked, crying into the mirror.
     
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    Medro, Sep 19, 2012
  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nope. Some people don't have ****ty lives Medro, not everyone lives in Direland <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 19, 2012
  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No ****in ****.
     
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    Medro, Sep 19, 2012
  15. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    I wish more people did... then I wouldn't feel so alone <wah>
     
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    Treat Williams, Sep 19, 2012
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A good pegging from Serena Williams.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 19, 2012
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I do that after sex. Don't know why.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 19, 2012
  18. Scottish Babe

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    a roll and fried egg!!!
     
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    Scottish Babe, Sep 19, 2012

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