Rapes set to increase in Ayr

From Thursday onwards as I'm up there for 5 days.Lock up your grannies.

Is Ayr any good or just some ****ty Scotch seaside town.

 

It's pish but escapes many of the social deprivation issues in the rest of that God-forsaken county, somehow. That's not to say there aren't poor people there or anything - just a lot fewer than any other Ayrshire town.

It is a bit of an old dears' town.

While the central belt of Scotland was almost entirely Labour in the eighties and nineties, Ayr was tory - they had an absolute master bellend of an MP in Phil Gallie(sp).

Happy hunting

 

it's baws

 

Its a ****in dump and thats its only good point.

 

On the upside, there are trains to Glasgow every 20 mins or so if you fancy popping up to take part in a dong fight

 

And Glasgow is an even bigger ****ehole.

Take a gas mask with you and learn not to care about personal hygiene.

 

Visit Burns cottage and you'll know how it feels to live in Aberdeen in the 21st century

 

At least we wash up here and have a lifespan far more than 53.

Tells you all you need to know about the cesspit that is Minksville, Glesga.

 

At least we have a diet slightly more interesting than Neeps and Seaweed with lashings of North sea oil.

 

Well sounds like a ****hole but am sure it will be a laugh.Will also be spending some time in Hamilton but have heard rape is pretty impossible there as all the women rohypnol themselves up before a night out.

 

Jesus

I don't think rape is possible if every munter in the town is basically running a saloon door fanny.

You're possibly gonna get raped, though.

 

You're not even in Glasgow ya fud.

Staple diet in Glasgow - tattie pie with 5 baked beans welded on the top and a glass of ginger.

Up here we eat fish which is why we are more intelligent than the weegies.

 

Its ****in ****! If you are looking to do some raping you would be better going out in prestwick thats where all the fanny goes. Why the **** anyone would come here is beyond me! If you say craig tara i will personaly come and rape you! ****

 

Needless to say that this filth has been reported to the police... and more importantly, your boss.

 

You mean like Gollum from Lord of the Rings?

 

correctamundo!!

 

Am up there for the races, never heard of craig tara, think I will have to check out Preswick

 

Aye i forgot it was the races this week, honestly Ayr is a ghost town even when the racing is on these days, i used to get a right good **** when they finished and all the fanny all tarted up would walk past my bit. These days you see **** all, its all in house entertainment or they head out to prestwick.