Thanks for that, made me smile on a Friday afternoon that won't end. Personal highlight: 'British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!'
My favourite I'm not saying Michael Jackson is guilty. But if I was a billionaire *****phile, I’d buy a funfair for my back garden.
"I was asked to judge Mr gay uk,i said it's disgusting,against god and he'l burn in hell,there you go no problem"
The man is a utter ****. Heard so many horror stories about him from mates involved in comedy venues/media.
I've spoken to him loads of times and on each occasion he's given nothing but a glowing report of you too
To be fair I although born in Hull I have lived just outside of slough where he is from and he actually is one of the nicest guys you could meet. I knew him at school and had a few meetings with him most recently about 2 years ago. Still a tax dodging git!
Couldn't help but think this has become one of Party's new tactics. 28) If you tell a girl you like her but she says, "I love you more like a brother", suggest a weekend in Norfolk.
