I think they actually would have introduced hanging as a punishment for contempt for this particular case. Lucky escape for Evra, Fergie, Gary Neville and Remi Moses.
Nah a more suitable punishment would have been this. Patrice Evra, I sentence you to listen to Victoria Beckham sing for a whole year without a break.
Nah mate, its prohibited under Article 3 of the Human Rights Act 1998 :- "Article 3 Prohibition of torture. No one shall be subjected to torture or to inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment. " Listening to Vicky B is DEFINITELY torture...
There is an exception to that rule. That rule excludes lying, french bastard, Manchester United players.
Only if Patrice gets a tug from the CIA and their foreign exchange trips to that little Cuban exclave that is Guantanamo Bay - they make you listen to Celine Dion on loop too...
Are you still going to be crying about this in another 12 months time? An independent panel came to a conclusion, just accept it and move on. Think of all the bile and bitterness you direct at Evra that could be channeled into your obsession with Sir Alex Ferguson.
Had it gone to court Suarez would of lost, no doubt about it, his excuse was piss poor. The likely punishment would of been a trip to a dentist to correct his ****ing gigantic bucked teeth.
Hopefully this ****e can be put where it ****ing belongs during the next Liverpool v United game. More important things.
''Independent panel''. That panel was such a farce it may as well have been chaired by Terry Christian, Eamonn Holmes and Mick Hucknall.
But what gets me Suarez calls someone black gets totally wrong because the person who he did it to plays for Man Utd but Terry doesn't because the person who he does it to plays for QPR
Yawn. Tell you what, go hav a drink in Saudi Arabia. Its ok in your country so whats the worst that could happen. Report back to us with your findings as and when they let you out Seriously Slevin, its done, Suarez was in the wrong and thats the end of it. Nothing you or anyone else ever says will change that now. Move on. Far bigger things have happened in the last few days, far bigger. Puts the whole Suarez/evra nonsense into perspective doesnt it.
Okay Suarez is in the wrong, even though he's as much a racist as Peter Schmeichel and Ron Atkinson are.
Its not just this weekend. It should be scrapped next weekend too, I for the life of me cannot see Luis Suarez shaking Evra's hand. What I expect to hear is this: His first name is Patrice, His First name is Patrice His second name is Evra, His second name is Evra He's a ****ing liar, he's a ****ing liar Thats what we ****ing hate him, thats why we ****ing hate him Woooooooah Luis Suarez, Woooooah Luis Suarez. There's no Rooney, so someone has to have abuse thrown at them.
unless they suspect you of terrorist activities even with no proof or any vague idea as to if you really are up to something, they just accuse and come and shoot you in your house and call it an accident and noone gets charged. Very dark days under Blair, very dark indeed when a sheik can call off an official uk investigation into dodgy arms deals. and more recent Police kill a man trying to get home during g20, again no charge even when this fat slob of a pig pc Simon harwood the biggest coward on earth caught on camera hitting an old geezer half his size and with his hands in his pockets.. from behind! with a baton!. I'd love 5 minutes alone with Harwood, I'd rip his face off.
