Interweb Views

So, I saw this on the Liverpool board a few days ago, and since I'm having trouble sleeping I thought I'd share a similar effort with you.

Essentially you type in <insert word> is... and see what the first recommended search term is.

Newcastle is in which country?... I thought this hilarious purely because in America when asked where we were from, DT and I were met with the typical "I don't know where that is" headbob when we were more specific than "England" (sometimes "England" was too specific... bet the Scots aren't impressed... maybe that's why "is in Scotland" was second?!? Are they invading?). Anyway, I reckon Geordies going on holiday accounts for this one, as fat-fingered tourists tap frustratedly at the apple-mac-majiga to see if we're bull****ting. In future, let's just say "approximately 302 miles of London". Putting in is a yields "nice place to live" (awwww) after "city"... Geography teachers need a kick up the arse it seems.

Geordies are from where?...

Some of our legends:

Alan Shearer is a prick... Some of the others are even more colourful... I guess we know what Sir Alex gets up to when he's on a bender...

Kevin Keegan is gay... So that'll be a SSN reporter looking for some "source material" then... The next one is "where is he?"

Shay Given is The Best Keeper... He was when he left us anyway.

Some of our bosses:

Chris Hughton is black... I'm glad we only let genii on the internet...

Graeme Souness is <no suggestion>... About what he deserves really

Sam Allardyce is a crook... Come on people, we must start searching some of the funnier ones down the list, he can't get away with just crook!

Some of our current players:

Shola Ameobi is brave... The Mackems may be trolls, but they aren't that scary... Maybe to go out in those caps!

James Perch is rubbish... Boo I say! At least some people have seen sense because it comes up with "James Perch in England squad" after

As a side-note, Steve Harper is getting some bad hits because he's also some form of Canadian politician. Possible fascist if the searches are to be believed. Steven Taylor gets even worse... On the flip side, putting Ryan Taylor becomes "over the wall" before anything else is added!

Players of Yesteryear:

Joey Barton is a prick... Maybe this was just represents the pathetic remnants of the handbag fight with Shearer, because weirdly Gary Linekar's is also "a prick"... Hmmmmmm

Andy Carroll is hot... Defo what Tash is up to in-between Not606 posts!

Titus Bramble is beast... Wonder what unfortunate individual gets to be "beauty" in that production...



Anyway, have a good night!

 

I personally find it hilarious that 'Matt is' returns 'Matt is gay' as well as 'Matt is gay song' and 'Matt is a douche wagon'

 

"Amy is" returns "Amy is short for" (I've always wondered that... is it Amyfer or Amybelle? ) and "Amy is pregnant"...

 

Congrats on that.

 

I shall save this comment on my favourites bar for fifty years in the future when I'm ready for a child (or a child is ready for me)...

 

You might be a bit out of luck with that one.

 

You're right... My laptop will be long dead by then...

 

Is that what DT calls 'it'? Anyway, congrats (just in case).

 

Thought they withered up long before 50 years.