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Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Fernando Macho, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Fernando Macho

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    I bet the Barcelona president, upon hearing the draws first words were 'aw naw, that fanny Lawell will be over trying to be mates wi us again. Keep that **** and his bad breath well away fae me. make sure he sits as far from me as possible'

    ...and the good people of Barcelona can always have this again:

    [video=youtube;nO87YC3H270]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO87YC3H270&feature=share&list=PLC26962F859D5D275[/video]
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Spanish Paper Tells Rangers Not To Come Back

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    PLEASE, DON'T EVER COME BACK AGAIN

    Dear Rangers supporters- never come back to Barcelona again. And not because your players themselves aren’t a legitimate team. No, it’s not because of that- the Nou Camp frequently hosts teams who are lazy, boring, who only defend, who run and kick their opponents, and who shouldn’t be in elite competition. On top of this, Rangers merely defend, run at the opposition and play dirty. Their defenders are butchers, their midfielders, heavy-footed; and their strikers just stand there like the furniture.

    But even apart from the footballing aspect, the best thing would be for Rangers never to return to Barcelona, because every time they do, they make a mess of the place. 35 years ago, you (the Rangers supporters) destroyed the seats at the Nou Camp. This time we have enjoyed no less than 48 hours of brawls, provocation, rackets, fights and common drunk women throughout the whole city, which you have fouled however you pleased.

    Stay at home and vomit in your own living-room, urinate in your sitting-room corners, fight with your neighbours, the Celtic supporters (who deserve a prize just for putting up with you) and foul the streets of Glasgow instead. Don’t come back here again, because it is not a laughing matter. And, by extension, don’t play in the Champions’ League either. You are not at that level neither in a sporting nor human sense.

    There are noisy groups of supporters who, although they drink vast amounts of beer, make friends at the same time. But you? Not you, because everywhere you go, you turn into a rubbish tip. You are undesirables. And so are those who fraudulently sell, or “rent out” their tickets. These people screw Barca over, because they trade their season tickets illegally. And in doing this they cause massive annoyance for other members of the club. A true Barcelona fan would not re-sell their ticket for the match. If you are not going to the match, give it to a family member, or you could even use the 'Seient Lliure' service (an automated ticket service used by some Spanish clubs including Barcelona).

    From now on, the responsibility lies with UEFA and the club itself to ensure who the ticket is sold to. The best thing for all of us would be that you as a supporter, in a moment of lucidity, decide not to travel if you do not have tickets. As that is never going to happen, those who sell the tickets illegally must be brought to justice. But the best thing would be if we never had to play Rangers again.


    (Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Who translated that Mindy? Kerryfale?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Bishop Crosas
     
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    <laugh>

    I'd forgotten about this - Jim Templeton's "It didnae happen, it wisnae us and naebody was arrested" speech about that article:

    Sound familiar?
     
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  9. Fernando Macho

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    Aye...but Spanish talk show absolutely RIPS THE PISH OOT AY CELTIC

    THATS GOT TO HURT.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Ouch

    I'm over it
     
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  11. Fernando Macho

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    the fact you retorted wi some ****y wee link about some drunk Rangers fans on some blog that NAEBODY reads proves your not.

    that TV clip was beamed right round Spain. thats what they think of Celtic fans.

    lolololol olol Lol.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "A friendly against Rangers? There's no such thing. They're hooligans and they'll be on the rampage" <laugh>

    [video=youtube;e1C5petdJOg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1C5petdJOg[/video]
     
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  13. Fernando Macho

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    Nice, we were feared then and we are still feared.

    THATS THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE.
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Fernando, I didn't even click on your link

    But I'm pure beelin' about it

    How dare the....fans? Media? I don't know, of arguably the best team in the world laugh at us

    It's almost as bad as Peterhead...

    <grr>
     
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  15. Fernando Macho

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    the rage has toppled you into incoherent babble.

    Rangers never laughed at you in the clip - it was the Spanish media.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Alright Fernando? You will be glad to know that I got chucked out of Ma Nolan's last Sunday, so it isn't just when I am with you that I get chucked out of bars!
     
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  18. Fernando Macho

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    Is that Scottish guy still working there?
     
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    just happy to be in it man :)
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The bouncer, Derek the Taig? No, he left a good while ago, but he was back on holiday about 8 months ago and said that I was the first person he chucked out, it made me feel kind of proud!
     
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