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The Slut of the Premier League?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by QPR Queen, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. QPR Queen

    QPR Queen Well-Known Member

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    In a perhaps revealing, or even symptomatic, preoccupation, I have been puzzling over the report that Rangers are being labelled “The Slut of the Premier League”.

    Now, this is not an area on which I’d claim pre-eminent, or indeed any, expertise. Do they mean we’d go with any boy available – without perhaps demanding much in the way of consideration or respect in return? If so have they counted how many have been linked without ending enveloped in the Loftus Road embrace? As I understand it, a slut’s reputation is not made through unconsummated flirtations. But perhaps they’re insinuating that to hook up with twelve guys in one window of opportunity is excessive? On this theory, all clubs have been promiscuous, we’re just better at it.

    To suggest that we’re lacking in discernment, scraping the barrel for rejects no rival would touch, hardly seems to stack up either. Though to be fair, we may have got into the taxi with the blokes and they may not be the worst looking but will they be very pleasant and very nice when it comes down to it?

    As ever, Wikipedia is helpful here, offering the following possible interpretation: "a slut is a person who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that pleasure is good for you. A slut is a person who has taken control and associates with whomever they choose, regardless of religious or social pressures or conventions to conform to a straight-laced lifestyle committed to one option for life. The term has been “taken back" to express the rejection of the concept that government, society, or religion may judge or control one's personal liberties.”

    So here’s to a season of pleasure, for surely The Slut of the Premier League is best placed to score most often.
     
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  2. Sooperhoop

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    And how many sluts end up battered, bruised and unable to give it away?...:grin:
     
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  3. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Its noticeable that our resident rainbow-coloured Queen constantly makes references to all things sexual. I think its great you're able to express yourself mate.

    YOU GO GIRL!
     
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    I just about followed all this! Regardless it made me laugh!

    Queens Promiscious Rangers!
     
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  5. Kilburn

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    Not sure how your slutty queens dissertation would have gone down with our 1886 team. They might have taken you out behind St. Jude's and given you a bit of bovver!

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  6. Swords Hoopster.

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Those Freddie Mercury moustaches may suggest otherwise.
     
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    Why did I expect to see a pic of Danielle Lloyd?
     
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    I note she is partial to football players

    ....her alleged affair with one of the pageant's judges, her then-boyfriend, footballer Teddy Sheringham.

    ....Danielle married footballer Jamie O'Hara (Wolves) in May 2012.
     
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  10. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was the one married to Lineker.
     
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    Danielle Lloyd, Amanda Holden and Danielle Lineker first past the post as they brush off their race day best for opening day of Royal Ascot.

    Don't they scrub up well? Gary and Danielle Lineker looked immaculate in their colour co-ordinated outfits

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    Danielle Lloyd opted for a pink and black ensemble...

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    All sluts together?

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  12. Swords Hoopster.

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    Killy, you are a funny lad! The title on your last picture made me laugh out loud <laugh>

    One thing about Lineker. I know he's an England legend and respect to him for that but his squeaky clean, butter wouldn't melt persona was always an act.

    Wouldn't trust the git an inch.
     
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  13. ESPANACOL

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    Our Gary speaks well of you Swords.<smooch>
     
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  14. Swords Hoopster.

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    Cheers Colin.

    I think?!!!
     
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  15. QPR1968

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    Lineker is an orange arrogant rude twunt. He's also a serial shagger. I've met him a couple of times and he's obnoxious. Alan Hansen, however, is the perfect gent.
     
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  16. Swords Hoopster.

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    I thought he would be, '68. You'd know just by looking at him.

    Speaking of cu*ts, does anyone else think that the presenter of MOTD2 is one annoying, weird little gimp? I don't know what it is but I just can't stand the bloke!
     
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