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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Jul 26, 2012.

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  1. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Hello and welcome.
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    I'm not exactly new but I have been inactive for most of 2012 due to various reasons. Will be posting more regularly again - the banter still looks just as brilliant <ok>
     
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  3. LTF

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    Hello again then, we've missed you! :laugh:
     
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  4. Tiggyrimana

    Tiggyrimana Active Member

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    haha! Cheers man :)
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    sorted for you <ok>
     
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  6. Tiggyrimana

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    <laugh> My bad!!
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Hell hath no fury like that of a lady called a man.

    Did you get neg repped for it?
     
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  8. LTF

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    'Neg Rep', never!

    Should I change my username, not that LTF is 'Butch' sounding. :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe use a pin up av.


    Oh no, I forgot ...................... ACS does that.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    You're not a redhead are you?
     
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  11. Cove

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    My suggestion for LTF

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes! :emoticon-0147-emo:
    <laugh>
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    That's not your pic that Cove just posted is it?
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    she did say "sometimes" though






    maybe "sometimes" she look like that when she gets up in the morning.......................... phoar
     
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  15. Cove

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    No, but if we can make ACS believe it is, he will jizz more the Tash can in a week <laugh>
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    If she looked like that she wouldn't be getting up in the mornings. Phoar!
     
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  17. Romain

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  18. LTF

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    Just spotted the picture, .....<laugh>
     
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  19. NewcastleImp

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    It's an old one but as long as I don't get "red carded" with my first post it is one way to introduce myself.Been following the site for a while now so thought it time to say hello.It is a story about:

    "The poor little soul...."

    Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
    "My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes ,if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin *** and take it up the ass."
    The teacher ,obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
    "No," said Johnny, "he plays for $underIand, but i was too embarrased to say"
     
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  20. lady-eleanor

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    Hello NewcastleImp
     
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