To the tune of Goldfinger
He's the man,
The man with the massive girth,
He can't give birth
To Proportionalbaws McMassivegirth <wahwyahwyah>
He's the man,
The man who will burst your ring,
And make yer cervix sting
He's the man,
The man with the massive girth,
He can't give birth
To Proportionalbaws McMassivegirth <wahwyahwyah>
He's the man,
The man who will burst your ring,
And make yer cervix sting
my brother