When referring to Prince Harry's nude photos, The Sun was described as Britain's favourite paper...there is no hope really, is there?
This mummy porn thing has gone too far now. The next thing you know it will be naked pictures of Prince Phillip. I think such a thing would act as an effective contraceptive rather than as an aphrodisiac.
Yep, that's the one that really makes my blood boil. In the last 24 hours I've heard Saints referred to separately as Brave and Fearless. Very good, but it could be construed as a much less condescending way of saying plucky. Nobody has mentioned Skilful or Ruthless yet, both of which descriptions could have been attributed to the way the Saints goals were scored. I suggest some of us sign a letter to Nicola which says something along the lines of... Mr Cortese..! Mr Cortese..! There's a man on telly who called us Plucky..! What are you going to do to him..?