The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

A tad bitter are we?

 

No not all. How much a week does it cost to feed Anderson and Roadkill head?

 

I see Suarez has been giving Borini shooting lessons

 

Robin Van Persie was brought in to give Jonny Evans raping lessons.

 

Everyone of our players would waltz into your side, most of them would if the were only 50% fit

 

Hmmm...

References to 'senile purple faced manager'...
Random non sequitur insults about Utd players...
Camping on the Utd board...
Irish IP address...

Can you guess who it is yet?

 

Has our old best mate Alan slevin returned.. ? How can one team have such a moronic following.. Begs belief.. Is a shame really I quite like some of the scousers on this thread..

 

Theres little point because it would get embarrassing for you guys. Of your squad Agger might get a start depending on who is fit in our squad.

De Gea may not be considered better than Reina by most but the difference is minimal and I would take De Gea any day. Reina is in decline and is nowhere near the keeper he was.

Agger or Smalling/Rio............ because I am nice I will say agger.

Thats it.

 

UIR
Ah c'mon and play nice.

 

I was being nice.

Its one of the worst Liverpool squad I have ever known. I am sure most of you know it to be the case deep down.

 

It is a bit on the weak side. I can't believe Kenny thought Charlie Adam was worth buying. You sold a better player in Darron Gibson to Everton, and he's okay but not great. Our squad does need a bit of work, however we definitely have found a diamond in Raheem Sterling.

 

What the **** are you on UIR.. they have Carroll, downing, borini, Adam.. All quality..

I watched a bit of their game tonight.. Had my eyeballs burnt by the ugly ****er fowler. But it made me think, although on the whole Liverpool have been **** for 20 odd years now they have always had quality strikers always.. This is the ****test forward line I can ever remember them having..

Out of all their front pairings the one I liked the most was collymore and fowler..

Carroll and saurez doesn't have the same impact really..

 

Strangest thing is that they appear to be replacing like with like. Bellamy, Kuyt, Maxi replaced with Borini, Allen, Assaidi. None of the replacements honestly look like genuine improvements on the players who have left. It's like the owners are happy for them to stand still around 6th-8th place as long as they don't have to spend any money.

 

Aye, I'm pretty sure Alan's back. His IP address is as similar to KPR's and EMF's as those two are to each other. Same ISP, same style, same person

Give him credit tho', he did manage to hide it for a whole two weeks!

 

Their star man, Suarez...

Someone tell me what he does? He doesnt score, he doesnt create. As a forward what is his purpose in the game?

I am not asking because I dont like the guy but because I really have no idea so maybe someone can help me.

Seeing his stats for last season ( even with 8 games out he played as many as Nani and Valencia and more than Welbeck and Hernandez I think* ) and his return was rubbish.

Is he miles above the rest and his hard work is all for nothing? Or is it something else.

He was hyped up beyond belief and not just by Liverpool fans, United fans rated the guy prior to his move as I suspect other fans did.

 

That would be a bloody year away and then he returns if true.

And it ruins the fact we all thought it was Baz.

 

So KPR is back on the site then

 

Agger, Enrique and Lucas would get into the Man Utd side. Given time, possibly Allen too although that is more to do with how **** your CM is

I'd say Suarez too but don't really want to get into a Rooney v Suarez debate

 

Ha our we have much better cm's then you. Lucas lol Adam ha Allen 15m ha.

 

I used to write a tongue in cheek comment and KPR used to always reply seriously or correct me. Something I noticed with SKD.