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Things That Get On Your Nerves...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

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    People going to the shops still wearing their jammies.

    <doh>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Pregnant women in your work that get aw uptight when you ask if their nipples have changed colour yet <repressed>
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    You're obsessed with tits!!!
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Pregnant women who get aw annoyed when you ask if their excess vaginal discharge is putting off their husbands' stauners <frigid>
     
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  5. Medro

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    Cool story bro. <laugh>
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Pregnant women in your work (there's two of them just now) who don't let you have a rummage up their muffs in a zany attempt to feel the baby's fontanelle <prudes>
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    Peterhead lolzy
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Tits.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    You betcha.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    oot.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a method of dealing with people who do that.

    At the top of your voice say "YOU'RE WELCOME". Everyone will turn to look at them <ok>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    People on the platform who stand at the door of the train as it pulls up, making you have to fight your way through the ignorant ****s.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    That fat bastard Go Compare ****.
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    You mean Gio Compario?

    No ****, that's his name
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Fkn hell.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    I just kick them in the nuts or fud.

    Why?? Because I can and like it.
     
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  17. drylunch

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    people who shorten words that dont need to be like weatherspoons to just spoons or my name nigel to nige.
    people who are happy when its sunny and miserable when its rainy - its just weather, get over it.
    people who are late and unreliable.
    people who say they are proud to be british from the olympics just because we won a few golds and they were impressed by the pointless ceremonies.
    people who laugh when they make mistakes which means i have to be miserable for them.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    You tell 'em Nige <ok>
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    He makes you proud to be British. <ok>
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Old twats.
    Young twats.
    Scally twats.
    Posh twats.
     
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