Pregnant women in your work that get aw uptight when you ask if their nipples have changed colour yet <repressed>
Pregnant women who get aw annoyed when you ask if their excess vaginal discharge is putting off their husbands' stauners <frigid>
Pregnant women in your work (there's two of them just now) who don't let you have a rummage up their muffs in a zany attempt to feel the baby's fontanelle <prudes>
I have a method of dealing with people who do that. At the top of your voice say "YOU'RE WELCOME". Everyone will turn to look at them
People on the platform who stand at the door of the train as it pulls up, making you have to fight your way through the ignorant ****s.
people who shorten words that dont need to be like weatherspoons to just spoons or my name nigel to nige. people who are happy when its sunny and miserable when its rainy - its just weather, get over it. people who are late and unreliable. people who say they are proud to be british from the olympics just because we won a few golds and they were impressed by the pointless ceremonies. people who laugh when they make mistakes which means i have to be miserable for them.