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Favourite movie quotes

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  1. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Life is like a bunch of flowers - you never know what begonia get.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Stans: [to Edwin] You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much ****ing cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches."

    Stans: You know what I'm saying?

    Edwin: [humoring Stans] Oh, yeah. Totally. Like; 5:00, it's bitch-raping time.

    Predators 2010
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " I love the smell of babycham in the morning..."
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " He`s not the Messiah, he`s a behaviourally and cognitively challenged young person ".
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    "**** this ****, I'm outta here. Laters" James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    "Lick the sh1t of my dick, bitch" can't remember the name of the film but it was a badly dubbed porn with this black guy waving his chap in the birds face after pulling out of her Council Gritter.
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Think I've seen that one. Was he having a 3some with two white (possibly) German burds?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    You might be right!

    On the same tape was a bloke hufting a bird on a scooter. Amazing sense of balance she had too.
     
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  9. charlienicholasismydad

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    Surely such a classic has maded it to DVD??
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    No idea, tried to google it but no luck. The bird had platinum blonde hair (can't say the same for her snid) and she managed to lay out on the seat of a Vespa while the swordsman laid pipe and her mate generally mucked about rubbing various bits.

    Plenty of "bitte fech mein asch" or some such. Rather classy looking frauline too if I recall.

    We had a video simply called "German fisting and pissing" it did exactly what it said on the tin!
     
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  11. Medro

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    <laugh>

    Was on holiday with a few mates when we were about 16 or 17 and one of them spotted a shop that sold hardcore porno vids.

    He picked out "Sodomania" and took it to the Chinese woman at the counter. She couldn't get the price of it so screeched down the shop for a price on Sodomania to some helper boy.

    I never laughed so much when all the Brits in the shop turned to look and my mate was telling her to shush.

    <laugh>
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    This never happened.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    The sodomania bit did <ok>

    Wisnae a DVD, though <beelfastladstogether>
     
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  14. Medro

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    Yip. It did.

    You're right it wasn't a DVD, it was a video tape
     
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