Anybody ever pumped an athlete?

Hands up if ye want a Scottish length

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See yeez in a wee while, chaps, I'm going in 8==========D

 

The very one Bib. Had the kids up and they wanted to change the channel. 'Daddy likes the womans High Jump'

 

I just start whacking aff.

That's usually enough to scare mine off to bed

 

Bail conditions prevent me.

 

I pumped a lassie who was an amazing swimmer . Pretty sure I seen on her Facebook she was training hard for Glasgow 2014- that count? She was bat **** crazy like!

 

Pumped a burd that medaled for the UK at the Karate World Championships.

She could do the splits.

Her occasional black eyes turned me on even more but made wandering about the shops on a Saturday afternoon with her a bit awkward. I got horrible looks from folk thinking I'd done it.

I ****ing wish I was good/fast/strong enough to give her black eyes to be honest....she would've destroyed me.

 

Am heartbroken

Wee Laura Trott in the papers today getting off wae that other Cycling ****, Jason Kenny. I'm gonny ****ing kill the ****!!

 

bit of chokey action with olympic medals ...

 

Neither of these things happened without pictorial evidence

 

Haha I was 17... Many a phone memory card ago
I still see her out and about - she either is dead nice to me or a complete bitch... Bumped her head somewhere along the road likes!