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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <doh>

    I SAW dead people
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Do you feel lucky, well do you chum?"
     
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  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Behind all the sturm and Batarang you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for Mommy and Daddy - The Joker, Return of the Joker
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Aug 8, 2012
  4. Go G YellowScreen

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    "These go to 12"
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    We require a larger vessel.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 8, 2012
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Libertyyyyyyy!
     
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  7. Null

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    Your only supposed to take the blinking doors off!

    He's not Mellisa, he's a very nifty boy
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    "No one puts Trevor in the corner"

    That one's for Dev.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Aug 8, 2012
  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Of all the cheap pubs you had to walk into this one.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Marwood: [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid] I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
    Withnail: Why not?
    Marwood: Because I don't advise it. Even the ****ers on the site wouldn't drink that, that's worse than meths.
    Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The ****ers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
    [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. He gags and gasps]
    Withnail: Have we got any more?
    [Marwood shakes his head]
    Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox?
    Marwood: No, we have nothing. Sit down.
    Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
    Marwood: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!
    [Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to floor, and then vomits on Marwood's feet]
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your ****ing noses! Buy your own ****ing glue!
     
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  14. Sweats

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    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Sweats in failure to read rest of thread gaffe <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 8, 2012
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Fancy a felch?"


    From the Chevy Chase film, Felch Lives
     
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  17. Sweats

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    <laugh>

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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    "Choose life, choose a ****ing big television, choose felching"


    From the dramatisation of Kilwinning Cornish's book Trainfelching
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    "One does not simply felch into Mordor"

    The Felchship of the Ring
     
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  20. MrT

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    Durty Ol' Harry. 1973
     
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