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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'm don't normally post a lot at weekends

    Funny hun stories excluded
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it was the version
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    <laugh>

    The old Med-dog gets more taigish bites than the last potato in Ireland.
     
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  4. Fred West

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    Medro doggystyling tarriers as per the script
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You lot are easily pleased

    No wonder Bomber Brown has a following
     
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  6. wizgub

    wizgub Member

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    your all ****ing reprobates
    tina your a ****ing guy man stop playing this ****ty act and rpetending your a woman by ending things in "dear" ya ****ing mad nutjob creepy **** bastard

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Get Paddy McCourt off your avatar ya glakit ****.
     
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  8. wizgub

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    twice you have hit oot wae that patter.
    you may just be a burd cos all burds have pish patter
     
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  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Yes, dear.
     
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  10. wizgub

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    "agree to try and stop the troll, add in dear in a desperate attempt to keep looking female despite on no suerboards IM services or anything do females use dear hunny etc so much"
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I bet your balls are the size of raisins.
     
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  12. wizgub

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    bet yours are the size of a multistory carpark, eclipsed only by your adams apple you creepy ****. Go on write NOT606 TINA on your tits and post a pic, but you wont

    because your a guy

    and a ***got
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    ...and a peanut sized dick nestling on top of the afore mentioned raisins.
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Tits ooot please :)
     
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  15. wizgub

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    i have an empty jar containing all the ****s i give when it comes to what a guy pretending to be a girl judges my balls and penis to be like.
    really

    seriously

    tits or GTFO
     
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  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I see dead people.
     
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  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Gambol is lurking in eager anticipation of potential Tina breast picture <whistle>
     
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  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I only send those pics to people I like.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see.
     
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  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I agree with Wizgub but wish to take it a step further as you could easily strap on some false tits. Write TINA NOT 606 on your top inner thighs and show us your **** :D
     
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