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Santon putting down roots / Girlzilla now off the market?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 23, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The mystery girl isn't you with your wig on is it?

    Pleased to see Santon seems to be settled here, he's not only a good player but a very intelligent person and I hope he'll remain happy here for the rest of his stay.
     
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  3. daveynufc

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    My brother seems to think it's someone from his schools sister. Not sure whether or not it's true like. No idea who the kid is either.
     
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    Even they call him Captain Colo...
     
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    A true captain, on and off the field.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Good news. For me this lad will be one of the stars this season, and is a world class full back in the making. As we've seen with Tim, meeting a local lass can help make them resist the overtures of the big guns.
     
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    Why do people care so much about who his missus is? <laugh>
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    It's not a case of caring who his partner is, it's a case of being happy that he seems to be settling down well.
     
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    Also she must be protected next time we play Chelsea and JT is in town.
     
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    Got to lock up your wives and daughters when JT is in town.
     
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    And even effeminate men. There's a reason Torres struggled to move as freely when he first signed for Chelsea D:
     
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    Ouch, didn't think of that. Makes for an interesting changing room/shower etc etc.
     
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    Just have to hope Chelsea keep going for the Bieber looking players to help sabotage their season next year.
     
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    Hope they get Bieber sounding players too, that'll drive the whole team crazy and they won't be able to keep their minds on the game.
     
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    hahaha, And waste all their breath "singing" rather than playing football? Not gonna lie though, Hulk doesn't strike me as the most feminine type of player :(

    And with that, the thread was off on a large tangent <laugh>
     
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    You mean Santon isn't single? Darn! ='(
     
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    She isn't interested in fame ? she's lieing Davide she is lieing
     
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    All the good ones are spoken for.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    I can see it now, in the Chelsea showers:

    Hulk "JT, pass me the soap from the floor!"
    JT "But the soap isn't on the floor!"
    Hulk "I know, now pass me the soap from the floor!"
    JT <gulp>
     
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    <laugh>

    "HULK SMAAASSHH"
     
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