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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <ok>

    My doctor tries to prescribe me anti psychotics all the time.

    Thank **** the voices in my head had enough sense to warn me off these drug dealers.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No thanks, just had one.

    Or are you attempting some kind of pavlovian experiment?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My auld da's GP completely failed to spot he was having a heart attack. It wiz only his fourth so it wisny as if he had a history of them or anything. The ****in fud. (The GP, no ma da. Ma da was cool as ****).
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    My doctors actually very good but I don't trust other doctors and I still don't trust the drugs he tries to push on me.

    Hes usually very good with diagnoses but I'm no ****ing mental so I'm no taking any anti-psychotics.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Quite right too. You being perfectly sane and well balanced. <ok>
     
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    Even on the NHS there is other treatments like counselling, Acupuncture, Herbal even self help days out, these are all part of the NHS AND MORE. But Gp's like yer 150k a year overtimers have no time and a face is just a prescription away from a Porsche!

    Hard to find a GP who knows your first name these days without looking at the sheet, Dr''s in hospital work hard GP'S ARE JUST ON A MONEY TRAIN!
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    James likes you and he usually doesn't like anyone else.

    Congratulations.
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    GP's have to have done a minimum of 5 years working in a hospital before they can become a GP. I reckon they have been ****e at any specialism, so resort to general pish.

    If you are ever concerned about something and don't think the GP is helping, then demand a consultation appointment with a relevant specialist. I done this and got sent to a neurologist. Dealing with someone who studies intensively in one subject is much better, and your daughter would have got a better diagnosis much sooner.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Like every profession, you've got **** doctors, **** teachers etc. Unfair to tar them all with the same brush.

    I've a brilliant GP.

    So GIRFUYEEZ.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fanks. I find it pays to keep pally with the nutcases.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****e.
     
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    What kind of saw do you use to cut the sea in half?

    A sea-saw.

    <takesAbow>
     
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    Just cos he gees ye Valium on tap doesnt mean he's good Levine!

    I am just jokin, is Patch Adams yer Dr
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

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    My missus works in a colorectal ward and the other night there was a guy having a silent heart attack. Instead of transferring him to a different ward, the doctor decided to keep him in the ward and continue treating him for whatever was wrong with his intestines.

    Also, there was a woman who had a wound on her stomach and her intestines came out of it and were just sitting on her <laugh> Hardly any blood as well, and they were able to put them back inside and stitch her up (not at the bed, took her in the theatre).

    Learned today as well that if you drink poppers not only will you get an arsehole as wide as the Clyde, but you also get an instant erection and a respiratory arrest <ok>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Poppers. Hivny heard of them in ages.
     
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    Learned today as well that if you drink poppers not only will you get an arsehole as wide as the Clyde, but you also get an instant erection and a respiratory arrest

    No wonder the gays love them!

    Actually who the **** drinks Poppers, you inhale that shizz.
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I always thought you were just to inhale them. There is a person in now that drank them <laugh>

    Two of my mates had them one night years ago (they are both supposedly straight). Got a text the next morning off one of them saying he could fit a tennis ball up his ring without it touching the sides <laugh> Not sure if he actually done it or not though.
     
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    I always thought you were just to inhale them. There is a person in now that drank them

    He desrves a wide a-hole, dumb fooker!
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yeah, you usually inhale them.

    Never seen the point of them. The buzz is very short lived. Better off with a crisp poke and some glue.
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

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    my 9 year old son had similar issues at 8. we went through the whole dust/asthma etc and it gradually went fom bouts of coughing to wheezing to difficulty breathing

    turned out to be a form of croup (sp) and a dose of steroids and been fine since.

    problem was he was outside the age for croup so it wasnt even considered. Its always a process of elimination.

    weirdly enough I have a brother who is 20+ and he was sitting at home and got the same. same meds and same diagnosis and nothinf since

    could be wrong in your little uns case, but sounds exactly the same. can ask the mrs for what was prescribed to my boy if you wish, i think it is the same thing and if so asthma treatments will be no good.
     
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