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The Scottish Empire; It could have been oh so good.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Fella in work was telling me that around the 1690's the Scotchies wanted to start their own Empire after seeing how rich the English had become due to the slave trade.

    The Scottish government invested quite a large ammount of money establishing a colony in Panama, but they had to give it up after a few years as they kept getting attacked by Spanish colonists and dying of Malaria.

    This of course forced the establishment of Great Britain, but think of what could have been if Scotland ruled the waves.

    Pasty gingers in the Americas? Scotland owning countries in Africa and Asia?

    Think of how good the national team would be now?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    2 red cards medro. Timmy really doesn't like you <laugh>

    I was on -87 but now I'm on -1. nearly in the green!
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    What's that about?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cool story
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't the Spanish or the Malaria that done us in

    We were just too tight to pay for a return journey
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Nobody does empires like the English/British. Apart from the Greeks. And the Romans. And the *****ls. And the Persians.
     
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  8. HandsomeDaniel

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    I have 5 kids on four different continents, I am starting my own Empire<nahnah>
     
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  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    The Scots decided to colonize north Ireland, it worked out ****ing awful for everyone.
     
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  10. MrT

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    After that failed attempt we decided that it would be best to get the English, Welsh and Irish to do the donkey work.
     
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  11. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Bankrupted Scotland, forcing us into political union with Nigel.

    The real conspiracy here was that William Paterson was the major reason why we Jocks pursued the scheme, which failed, then he started the Bank of England afterwards and was an advocate for the Act of Union 1707.

    Many independent analysts still argue that the apparent failure of the Darien scheme was to sow the seeds of the slight of hand which would thus enable those of that certain persuasion to plot the downfall of the great eagle.
     
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  12. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    No more Irish Shite
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    We should have learned...

    When we tried to get our Colony at Darian onto the International scene....we couldn't get to the 2nd phase either
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No more Scotchie sob stories ****e.
     
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  15. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It is the English nation that brings Scots together in unity, without us you'd go back to hating and fight each other.
     
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  16. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    We brought you ingrates roofs FFS <grr>
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    We hate and fight each other anyway.

    Don't you read these forums?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good point.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And we Scots are awfully quick on the uptake.
     
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  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Right enough, but you hate us more <hug>
     
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