It was just a sarcastic remark, though I do expect Assen to mention how expensive he was, despite the fact that every single person who watches the press conference will already know he cost £2m.
In what form of transport will he arrive in though and wearing what type of hat? I'll go unicycle and a Rasta hat.
These two lads will certainly add some brawn to the team. As much as I liked the passing approach we adopted last season, it can't harm to be able to mix it up a bit. Fingers crossed they do the biz. A warm welcome to Hull, gents.
I just popped Humberside on for a mo to see if they mentioned it, or if there was a chance of it being aired. Burnsy's show is on, he's doing a phone-in on the "most rawkus holiday destinations you've been to" followed by a discussion on Oktoberfest. He also informed us he'd eaten a Bruschetta in Operetta last night - "it was very nice". Quite Alan Partridge in parts. But anyway, sadly, no mention of the press conference.