Scots 80% more likely to do a Speed than English or Welsh people. I expect more suicides amongst Ranger fans in the coming months. Bunch of mopes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-18882720
Fuck you ****. You try living in the land of darkness and rain. FFS, I left the house at 4am yesterday for a meeting in Englandshire, as soon as I crossed the border it stopped raining. This isn't a 1off, it happens every ****ing time. And the Geordies have a strong Scottish heritage, so genetically, you'll be suicidal too
I know someone who single-handedly ruins Scottish suicide figures according to that news report. He calls Tayside Police tells them hes going to jump off Kinoull Hill and never does. Which is a shame because hes a ****ing junky ****. Besides most people in the Tayside region deserve to die anyway.
Police spot a gers fan on top of the north stand at parkhead, he's threatening to jump. They eventually get him down and ask him why a gers fan was going to top himself at parkhead... Gers fan replied, "have you seen the queues at ibrox"!!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news like Yes, we do have our own fair share of mopes down here in Newcastleland (as you lot well know). You ought to try living with them
I was in Dumfrieshshire last summer and climbed up Criffell, the highest peak there. When I got to the top, there was no one else up there so I tossed myself off. It was very pleasurable.
I was ****ing Louise Speed the other night, and after I blew my load I asked her ''how I compared to her ex husband ? '' ''Oh you're a much better lover'', she replied ''but not as well hung.'' bad um tish
