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Rodolph Austin

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ristac, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. DMD

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    He'll know about the weather, he's a meteorologist. What surprises me is him leaving a club he loves in Brenn. As they say down his way, Rodolf the red knows rain dear.



    I think I'd best **** off again really.
     
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  2. Craigo

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    Is he a Commie?
     
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    I doubt it. Perhaps he's related to Barry Venison?
     
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    You said it.
     
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    "Wrote" :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  6. Jerel Ifil

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    Say (v.):

    1. to utter or pronounce; speak: What did you say? I said “Hello!”
    2. to express in words; state; declare; word: Say it clearly and simply. It's hard to know how to say this tactfully.
    3. to state as an opinion or judgment: I say her plan is the better one.

    You can say something by writing it, silly. :)

    Now what happened to that ****ing off you so kindly committed to doing?
     
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  7. DMD

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    It tickles me when you respond to my posts. I can almost sense this confused, pained emotion in each of your replies.

    :cheesy:

    Let it drop, it's as boring as sin and each time leaves you crying when you look a fool again and again. <ok>
     
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  8. Jerel Ifil

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    Thanks for the psychoanalysis, Doctor Dribble. Whenever you resort to it, it's an easy and concise way of letting me know I've won the argument because you have nothing left to offer but desperate, poorly-crafted slights against me. So off you ****, deary.

    Now back to the actual subject of discussing my team who have a good manager and might actually win promotion next season.

    This Austin looks like the sort of solid midfielder we should have signed instead of Pugh or Green who (while being decent back-up) don't have the raw ability to tackle or pass. A good holder like Austin next to a playmaker will make for a good '2' in the 4-2-3-1 Warnock's planning. £400k isn't excessive for someone who comes with such rave reviews.
     
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  9. DMD

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    Qed. <ok>
     
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  10. Jerel Ifil

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    Bye bye. :emoticon-0128-hi:

    [video=youtube;3Drw4aZhdT8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Drw4aZhdT8[/video]
     
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    Inbreds are out in full force
     
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    norway's not exactly the warmest place, so i don't think he'll have any problems with the climate, he does look a very decent play though.
     
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    Too late, I've already tipped a wink to the dinner lady and we all know that Brucey adds an extra £500k for every decent goal he sees on YouTube, so I reckon we'll be bidding £4m by Monday.

    I might even suspend the hit on Alex until the ink dries.
     
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  14. Jerel Ifil

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    <laugh>

    Hey, last time you had a half-Geordie managing you, you reached the pinnacle of your club's history.

    I think you should all hold up 'BELIEVE' signs like the Huddersfield fans do and hope your team to success. <ok>

    Either that or Bosman your way through Man U's waste disposal facility.
     
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  15. Delicious Dacourt

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    Looks like a good prospect from the vids! Have to wait and see as now its in the open other clubs may come in for him <steam>
     
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    He wasn't a Geordie, or even a half Geordie, apparently he was a Sandancer.

    I've no idea what that means, but I know they can't sing.
     
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    Rodolph Austin created the giraffe by upper cutting a horse!!
     
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    When ghosts sit around campfires they tell Rodolph Austin stories!!
     
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    When Usain Bolt set the 100m world record, he imagined that he was running away from Rodolph Austin.
     
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  20. Josh-LUFC

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    When Rodolph Austin does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
     
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