Glass half full/empty

Lets look at the bright side of bad things and bad side of good things



half empty - My barber tried to charge full price for a 'neck shave' between haircuts

half full - My new Kurdish/Iraqi barber charges £7 for a haircut, beard trim/shave and threading above beard line/ears etc


Half empty - foreigners taking jobs

Half full - The nazis were truthfull and good at record keeping, hence most of the holocaust figures are based on their testimonies


any more

 

half empty - I just had a **** whilst I was taking a ****e, so feel drained.

half full - if she want pumped tonight, I'll be able to last at least a minute before the inevitable ejaculation happens.

 

Half empty - half pint
Half full - half pint

 

not if the half pint is served in a half pint glass

******

 

Only pussy drink from half pint glasses

 

Who the **** drinks from a half pint glass ya great raging English ****ta.

 

wimmin?

thats proper wimmin

not the lesbo's

 

Naw. Wimmin drink Lambrusco. From a wine glass.

 

It's only premature ejaculation if she's not actually in the room with you when it goes off.

 

Only cheap cows fae Wishaw

 

Half empty - Punched my burd and gave her a black eye.

Half full - she makes sure she has makeup on at all times making her look a lot better.

 

Which is jist the way I like em

 

I know that's what you really meant to say. You're welcome

 

I see

I thought that was those who were of the gay

 

Them as well.

 

i suppose those who are of the gay would be on both sides of the equation
one would have his arse half full
the others testicles half empty

i noticed toby was around, wonder if he could shed some light

 

Half empty...... too many non beleivers on here

Half full.......God love us all

 

do you mean ''too many dont know what to believers''

god doesnt love those who are of the gay

 

he does, he loves everyone it's just that some disappoint him

 

Half empty - get another round in
Half full - get another round in