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Earth: The Destination For Overworked Aliens In Need Of Holiday.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Yes folks, it seems that space creatures might be using Mother Earth as a possible recreational destination. When quizzed about why these beings from other worlds would want to come here, a spokesperson from the Ministry of Defence said that any visit would most likely be motivated by military reconnaissance, scientific development or tourism. The above came through the release of 25 files from the now defunct desk of the UFO desk officer. Among the claims of a visitation was the one from a policeman who said he one above the Chelsea football grounds. Any "unnatural" players at Chelsea these days?
     
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    Should we not ring fence places like Possill and Govanhill with big 40ft walls and charge the Aliens to come and do a Predator style shooting Holiday, obviously just for sport!
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    Maybe they have a plan, seems they were spotted doing measurements. Officials are of the opinion that this could be military reconnaissance. Maybe it's all about war games. Skirmish?
     
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    Up the 'RA
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I'm sure they would want a challenge. Hunting junkies wouldn't be difficult, they don't even try and mask the smell.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    There is little doubt that aliens exist. Most rational sensible people accept this. To think otherwise is preposterous and arrogant.

    I myself have witnessed aliens first hand. They want to make contact but the conspiratorial governments of the world dont want Joe Public making contact. They want us to remain ignorant.
     
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  7. Cyclonic

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    There is bliss in ignorance.
     
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    You seriously believe that?
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes, implicitly.
     
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  10. Cyclonic

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    Can I ask why?
     
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    Because people have had extra terestrial encounters. It would be foolish to think there is just "us" in this vast and as yet undiscovered universe. Let alone other universes.
     
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  12. Cyclonic

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    Probably silly to think we are the only "thinking" being in the universe. With the size if what's out there, I think it's not likely that we've been visited. It doesn't seem feasible to think that they've been and made no serious effort to meet us. If they are so advanced, they'd have no problems overcoming governments who want to hide the visitations.
     
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  13. Toby

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    ER doesn't believe mankind went to the moon yet thinks aliens have visited us recently <doh>

    Daft old **** <doh>
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Hi babes. Are you smearing your glistening torso with baby oil hunny?
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    If there are other 'universes', then they would be called multiverses <ok> uni is singular, meaning that we are in the only one.

    I also believe in intelligent life other than being on earth alone. If they are visiting us is another matter entirely...
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    They walk amongst us, mimicking and imitating us to remain undetected.

    That much is blatantly obvious.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Ah but it is only because we "think" there is just one universe that we thus term it so.

    I agree with Edge in that they can probably take on our forms and are much more highly developed. This desolate planet was visited thousands of years ago and we are actually the descendants of aliens and God was indeed the very first astronaut. This is far more plausible and feasible than the existence of a God or the lunatic ramblings of The Big Bang Bollocks Theory.

    I have researched into this for the last 35 years and am somewhat of an expert.
     
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    The big bang is bollocks... I assume you are chosing to ignore all the evidence to support the theory?
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    What evidence pray tell earthling?
     
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  20. EDGE.

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    Of course the big bang is bollocks, a lie perpetrated by the USA to fool the general populous.

    This is the Devils work, mark my words.
     
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