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Brazilian Football Star Neymar - Promises to win Gold for Brazil in Diving

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  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Neymar is set to join up with the Brazil dive squad after proving his fitness while playing for Santos against Gremio on Sunday in what proves to be a scheduling nightmare for him as he has already been selected for the Brazil Football team announced late last month.
    Many pundits believe that he almost certainly more like to win gold in his new sport rather than that of his full-time professional one in football.

    In other developing news the world renowned football scout who goes by the name of BC has stated that an unnamed Barcelona FC official, reportedly also in the know has said that they’re watching said developments closely with an eye to signing the young Brazilian. Apparently current members of their underperforming squad have not been taking every possible opportunity to dive which culminated recently with their failure to steal the Champions League Final.

    [video=youtube;3WQGeA9kdlw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3WQGeA9kdlw[/video]

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  2. poolie_mackem

    poolie_mackem Well-Known Member

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    the lad is going to be world class but he needs to cut that rubbish out of his game.

    he should go to la liga I personally think, he would have to bulk up quite a bit and with the physical nature of the premier league it would take him quite a while to adjust, la liga he could hit the ground running its more about technical ability and this lad has plenty of that plus he would get away with all the theatrics just ask Di Maria.
     
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  3. safc1978

    safc1978 Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if the GB diving team will call up steven Taylor. if they do Naymar would be ****ed
     
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  4. Not_cricket

    Not_cricket Active Member

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    When SAFC are as good as Barcelona you can then criticise but until them I suggest you keep such things to yourself as you are in the minority
     
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  5. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I fail to see any value in this thought.
     
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  6. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Everyone dives. We need to get over it.

    It's, sadly, as much a part of the game as scoring goals now. Englishmen do it. Gerrard loves a dive. Ashley Young is phenomenal at it.

    At least Neymar has it down to a T.
     
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  7. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Dont follow you on this one mate, were you replying to another thread perhaps?
     
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  8. He would win Gold
     
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  9. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Are you replying to my post?

    It’s a football forum where the piss gets taken out of people every day.

    Might I politely suggest that you either build a bridge or log off if you fail to follow the humour posted as it is you whom appears to be in the minority?

    Others by the way seem to have enjoyed my attempted humour.
     
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  10. Stop cyber arguing
     
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