Same difference, it's the surname that's important. Also not a footballer, but there is a team in Zimbabwe (I think) called Meat Packers Utd
Nwankwo Kanu? There was also a Croatian called something like Fukhada. Just for amazing names I vote for Romeo Zondervan, Fredi Oman-byik or Lomano-Lua Lua of the Democratic Republic of Congo.
If only your players had thought to do that the club could have put a bet on and your financial problems would be solved!
They were doing it. Every home game the ball was hoofed out, second kick. Puts your season ticket dilemma into reality. All the backroom staff were so busy down the bookies, they didn't notice you owed them 25 squid.