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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by OLOF, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    If you want a good laugh, watch secrets of the shoplifters tonight channel4 10pm, if its the same one that was on a few months back, its funny as ****, just listening to those ****ing deluded store detectives is comedy gold.
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Kill yourself you boring prick <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 10, 2012
  3. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    **** off you little midget, gay one at that

    Whats up toblerone, are you one of those ****ing deluded store detectives, or just a ****ing shoplifter? ****
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Is Ben ( I was in the sas in south Armagh ) one of the store detectives?????
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 10, 2012
  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I stole thousands of pounds worth of **** in my younger days, and never got caught. I shall be watching tonight's show with interest.

    Pray tell, OP, what exactly is hilarious about the store detectives featured?
     
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    Erik, Jul 10, 2012
  6. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    One of them is ben. <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 10, 2012
  7. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    can't remember mate, but they think they're on a special mission in Afghanistan though, even hanging around town on their days off hoping for a bit of "action"
    they're ****ing dumber than Toby, and that takes some ****ing doing
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
  8. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Just watch and listen to the daft ****s, its hilarious...

    hope its a repeat:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
  9. irishgreen

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    A store tec 'looking some action' on their day off? FFS. Sounds like ben <doh>
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 10, 2012
  10. HandsomeDaniel

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    They are very strong, imagine lifting a shop!
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 10, 2012

  11. RAVENBLACK

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    no, no Joby is a shirtlifter.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 10, 2012
  12. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    ;)
    i see what you did there<ok>
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
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    [video=youtube;LddPuhzt0F4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LddPuhzt0F4[/video]
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stealing is WRONG!

    We all end up paying for theft via price rises and insurance costs. It is not a victimless crime, like wot rape is.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2012
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Someone should tell the politicians/bankers/gippos
     
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    OLOF, Jul 10, 2012
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I shall contact my MP in the morning.

    I would have contacted my rape counsellor but apparently a rape counsellor isn't what I thought it was.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2012
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    "I'm a one man woman"
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jul 10, 2012
  18. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Jobys shoplifting shame
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 11, 2012
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    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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