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Single ****s....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    truly have it best. who amongst us doesn't miss chasing fanny?
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Dump the beeatch and pm me.
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    I miss it a lot
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I find it's easier to phone it in, rahter than go chasing it.
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    thats because you basically have a burd.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No need to be like that <grr>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    when was the last time you pumped a burd other than the fuddy?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut up!
    Shut up!
    Shut up!

    No listening. *fingers in ears* la la la la la la la la la

    They'll never catch me again. <grr>
     
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  9. gas

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    Single ****s = shelfers <ok>
     
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  10. HandsomeDaniel

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    I know the times when ye got it was feckin awesome, but what about all the rejections, we forget about those!:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I miss catching the fanny.

    Chasing it was a fucking nightmare.

    Being monogamous also means that you don't need to get a cotton bud up the jed every time your pee stings <ok>
     
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  12. HandsomeDaniel

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    I was to street for these damn hoes, but my pals would fall for buy me drink all night only for them to say I am going to the toilet close to closing time and doing a runner.

    As Gambol said, nights like that you were probably better of phoning it in!
     
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