So it's coming up to the main event of the Riot Season in Northern Ireland. In the Orange corner we have the beautiful unionists who simply want to walk up the same streets they have done for many many years without being attacked by rebel youths. In the Green corner we have the not so beautiful nationalists who don't want people to walk up streets and are more than happy to attack these people and the police with bricks, bottles and bombs for days on end, often destroying their own community, yet at the same time begging for equality. So which side will you be rooting for?
WHy should I be on anyone's side? Nobody was on my side when I tried to march demanding freedom for Harold Shipman.
Solution: Tell Iran that Northern Ireland spilt their pint, called them a **** and eyed up their lass... Iran nukes Northern Ireland! The end!
It's not a war, it's a conflict. Unless soldiers now wear Celtic tops and adidas trackies and have to be home for supper or their mammy will clip them round the ear.
You obviously haven't thought about the Republic of Ireland and West of Scotland that will be hit with radiation and create horrible looking mutants. please log in to view this image
the orange walk went by my work on saturday, even the prods i work with were deckin themselves at it people on both sides take the piss out of it and no wonder
The walks are relics of a past everyone except the bigots are trying to put behind them. I would make it a crime to be in the presence of one of these so called marches and not to attack the ****in neanderthals
In Africa, the walks are greeted like the rains and the people come out to see us walking with our colours and instruments. Roll on the 12th please log in to view this image
The orange order is a bigoted outdated sectarian group of sexually frustrated old badgers who want to walk triumphantly down steets were they are not wanted tapping away on their little toy drum kits waving banners to celebrate a gay dutch midgit.My fav bit is when they march right up to the police corden at drumcree with a 'letter of protest' and turn back with said dutch midget banners with their sad and enragred faces
These walks are a major headache for my department. 37 and 45 have been deep undercover for the last couple of weeks, and their overtime forms are horrendous. Even though it's not my money, I still break out in a cold sweat when I sign them.
There's the solution. Relocate the entire population of Northern Ireland to Africa, where their presence will give a boost to the local economy.
This A time and a place. Preferably a place at a time when I'm not there or needing to get somewhere.
Human rights abuses in Communist China where Britain never ruled are Britain's fault? Nearly had me there. Good one
