Andy's crying because he lost, his girlfriends crying because she has to live with the miserable ****.
The hopes of a nation lie in tatters once more. Anyone who wants cheering up may wish to turn to ESPN classic right now, if you have the channel. Scottish people in particular may benefit from switching channels.
Thought Andy was going to do it after he got off to a great start. Had his chances in the second set but didn't take them. No shame in losing to the greatest player the game has ever seen. I'm still hopeful Murray will land one major at least.
Don't be daft. 'Pig ugly' would be Kathy Burke or Janet Street-Porter. She's not bad, she's just not a size 6 stick-insect you youngsters seem to go for: please log in to view this image