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  1. MerryNottsForst

    MerryNottsForst New Member

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    Any ideas why I dont download or open any files all I use is youtube and grooveshark for music etc. aNY ADVICE ON HOW TO SPEED it up it's peeing me randomlly started slowing down when I was using the internet.
     
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    MerryNottsForst, Jul 7, 2012
  2. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Kill yourself.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jul 7, 2012
  3. The Zlatan

    The Zlatan Well-Known Member

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    This is probably the best way forward.
     
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    The Zlatan, Jul 7, 2012
  4. HandsomeDaniel

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    Get a connectable hard drive and save all your info onto it and delete all your music, film and other uneccesary files off your main pc. This should sort out all the losse ends with your computer and help it to speed it back up!
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 7, 2012
  5. brb

    brb Guest

    Assuming you have at least done some basic maintenance. Also check it is not conflicting with other wireless connections. Then reset your router.

    Finally if you click any links on here, your computer deserves to die <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jul 7, 2012
  6. McLuvin

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    This is not the place for you, you are a fake Zlatan and do not have the life skills to survive the crucible that is General Chat.
     
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    McLuvin, Jul 7, 2012
  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Here is what you need to do:

    Go to computer.

    Type in search box "system 32"

    Once all files have loaded select them all and press delete.

    System 32 is an addon to windows which reports usage stats to Microsoft. Getting rid of it improves privacy and speeds everything up.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 7, 2012
  8. Furcough 2hats

    Furcough 2hats Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Furcough 2hats, Jul 7, 2012
  9. The Zlatan

    The Zlatan Well-Known Member

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    No it won't, you idiot.
     
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    The Zlatan, Jul 7, 2012
  10. HandsomeDaniel

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    yes it will dick wad, obviously his comuter is backed up to the hilt with music files and other downloads.

    Go and **** yerself with a toblerone!
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 7, 2012

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Have a look in task manager and see if anything is using all your Processor or RAM
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 7, 2012
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    download CCleaner from download.com.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 7, 2012
  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Throw it in the bin, and buy a faster computer

    That will be 50p consultation fee
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 7, 2012
  14. The Zlatan

    The Zlatan Well-Known Member

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    No it ****ing won't. He probably just needs more RAM.

    ****ing spastic.
     
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    The Zlatan, Jul 7, 2012
  15. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    I'm a computer whizz kid. So here's what to do. Get a concrete block and drop it on your computer from 1.2765 m. This height must, I repeat, must, be exact.
    Leave for 24 hrs, then stir. You'll be back up to speed in no time. <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 7, 2012
  16. HandsomeDaniel

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    Do you even know what RAM in a PC does?
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 7, 2012
  17. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Ah me fine bucko. A Ram is a male sheep, Mr Smarty pants.
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 7, 2012
  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why am I a stalker? You use, to come on the Liverpool board and I told you to **** off! I don't get your thinking, are you ******ed?
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 8, 2012
  19. McLuvin

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    luvgonzo is correct you are ******ed and a liar and a dog, now please leave these good people alone, I have alerted the moderation council to your activity.
     
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    McLuvin, Jul 8, 2012
  20. The Zlatan

    The Zlatan Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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    The Zlatan, Jul 8, 2012
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