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Chuck Norris - The Bigot

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Darth Plagueis, Jul 6, 2012
  2. Agent Bruce

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    Thought you'd lost your voice Tash.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hilarious.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 6, 2012
  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    He's a pro-Republican (with all the trimmings) from the deep South, this doesn't surprise me at all!

    One of the few gays lads I know/would be friendly with came to Uganda in our volunteer team last summer. You would never have guessed he was gay (not even slightly camp, from Burnley, loves his real ale and his football etc.) and was massively into the Boy Scouts...He told me all sorts of stuff about the BS, the first ever book/manuel and their rules, one of which is the avoidance of masturbation/impure thoughts and acts.

    If all of its members are expected to abide by these rules of abstinence then what difference does it make whether you're gay or straight. I think its very short sighted of them!
     
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  5. obertans massive head

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    I hope for your sake chuck Norris doesnt see the title of this article tash... A bigot he may be but he's still solid.
     
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    obertans massive head, Jul 6, 2012
  6. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Imagine if he said he didn't like black people -

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  7. obertans massive head

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    If that epic battle ever took place the world would be torn apart. I'm building a bunker in preparation, it'll also come in handy when the aliens arrive
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris is just lashing out because Tiote made him pregnant with a glance, and he thought that "made-up" power was his <ok>

    On a side-note, Chuck Norris is a penis who looks homeless and I would beat him in a fight. FACT.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 6, 2012
  9. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    You'd hope so, he's seventy ****ing two!
     
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  10. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Chuck is a bearded pissflap. He's done two great films - Invasion USA and Hitman -, a few good ones (Lone Wolf McQuade, Delta Force 1 and 2, Silent Rage), but a fair amount of ****. I've never got the hype; always been more of a Seagal man myself.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jul 6, 2012
  11. WalkerTexasRanger

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    Bring it on
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Thats like comparing ****e to dung though really
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaha

    It would only take making him reply to a few more posts before he keeled over with arthritic pain... All those karate chops and lonely nights desperately adding to the "ChuckNorrisFacts" website while fingering his own hoop would definitely have taken their toll...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 6, 2012
  14. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Anyone whose an action film fan would know the first five of Seagal, plus Under Siege 2, are classics of the genre. Since then he's become a fat **** and a waste of life, but classic Seagal was the best for taking scum apart.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    don't mess with Chuck or he'll **** you up.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Mrtiote???
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 6, 2012
  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I'm sooooo glad I can't visualise your vivid imagination JPF! <cheers>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 6, 2012
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Sometimes I can't sleep at night... Hold me...


    Oh and have some overdue rep!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 6, 2012
  19. Hereward of Bourne

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    The man doesn't like ****s... what more can I say?
     
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